The Whole Damn Net

The Beginning of the Net.com • ThisDamn.com • TheOtherDamn.com

AnyDamn.com • DamnThat.com • TheEndofTheDamnNet.com

To Whom It May Concern:

Sooner or later it had to happen.

Somebody had to takeover The Whole Damn Net. Well, at least for the time being I do own it. From TheBeginningoftheNet.com all the way to TheEndoftheDamnNet.com So, who the hell am I?

You might be surprised, but I am NOT Bill Gates. It’s only human to think that with all his brainpower and his financial clout he would have thought to tie up The Whole Damn Net. But, he did not. The fact is, Gates and his people have pretty much ignored me. The only time I hear from him is when Microsoft sends me a patch to close another hole hackers have discovered in their software.

There are still thousands of people on this planet that could afford to bargain with me to take over control of The Whole Damn Net. However, quite a few people have already cut deals that leave them without very much to bargain with.

Until somebody offers me something “substantial” for taking over The Whole Damn Net, I am willing to trade away a bit of it. The question becomes, what do you have that I might want? You see, when you already own The Whole Damn Net, what else is there?

The fact is I am agreeable to making a few sweetheart deals. These deals will allow select businesses to market a product or service on ThisDamn.com for period of time. And, if ThisDamn.com is not enough, then they can be on AnyDamn.com, or TheOtherDamn.com. I don’t care. What the hell, put your stuff on all of them for the same damn low price.

For those who have something to bitch about, vent it on DamnThat.com. It’s reserved for those with a gripe about some other.com

To get the current prices for either The Whole Damn Net or some part or parts of it call me at (727) 710-0666. (Were you expecting a toll free call? Who the hell do you think I am? I just own The Whole Damn Net – or, at least I do for now.

Cheers,

The Owner